oh how quickly we all learn about my special, well I wouldn't necessarily call it 'love', for the tv and 99% of the programs.

Program of the month:
"I Bet You Will"....evidence that our country is slipping into a far deeper economic downturn than expected. When you can get somebody to eat two sticks of butter for $60, get two ladies to kiss a fat-man's thonged-up ass cheeks for $200, and in the same breath get a fat man to allow this to be done to him for $80...thats evidence that we all REALLY NEED MONEY.
The butter was disgusting. Think about it. Butter. B U T T E R. GREASY SLICK THICK YELLOW FAT OLD MILK. Think of how it would feel to take a MOUTHFUL of the shit...and then imagine doing it repeatedly as fast as you can. And they got this girl to take two sticks down amidst a little vomitting for $60. SIXTY DOLLARS. What will that buy you? Alot of fucking butter, you pathetic wretch. Definitely not a stomach pump, though.
Ah but fuck it, Willa Ford is absolutely gorgeous.