Tuesday, July 30, 2002

Im going to see DJ Spooky tonight on the "Infinite Justice Tour". For those of you who dont get the joke, "Infinite Justice" was the name of the "operation" junior Bush set off post-Sept. 11. Anyway, in searching for information about the concert, i came upon a pretty interesting essay regarding the REAL Infinite Justice...cant agree with it wholeheartedly, but it is a very good thing to read if you are interested.
http://www.progressive.org/0901/roy1201.html

Monday, July 29, 2002

How was my weekend? I woke up sunday morning on a friend's couch...the nails on left foot were blue and the nails on the right foot are blue and silver. Deduce for yer self how it went.

And oh yes, they are still painted, and will remain so fer at least a week.

Friday, July 26, 2002

oh how quickly we all learn about my special, well I wouldn't necessarily call it 'love', for the tv and 99% of the programs.

Program of the month:
"I Bet You Will"....evidence that our country is slipping into a far deeper economic downturn than expected. When you can get somebody to eat two sticks of butter for $60, get two ladies to kiss a fat-man's thonged-up ass cheeks for $200, and in the same breath get a fat man to allow this to be done to him for $80...thats evidence that we all REALLY NEED MONEY.
The butter was disgusting. Think about it. Butter. B U T T E R. GREASY SLICK THICK YELLOW FAT OLD MILK. Think of how it would feel to take a MOUTHFUL of the shit...and then imagine doing it repeatedly as fast as you can. And they got this girl to take two sticks down amidst a little vomitting for $60. SIXTY DOLLARS. What will that buy you? Alot of fucking butter, you pathetic wretch. Definitely not a stomach pump, though.
Ah but fuck it, Willa Ford is absolutely gorgeous.

Monday, July 22, 2002

my astronomy prof made the front page of the science section of the New York Times last week. yea could say im pretty proud of that. in the one semester i had him hes now become a nationally known astronomer, and oh yes, it is a big deal. new york times is a pretty big newspaper if you didnt know, and they had the whole front page of the science section devoted to him. he wore a school shirt and was basically showing off the school, and i must say amen. i bet not a single one of your profs has made the new york times recently. well mine did so eat shit.

Sunday, July 14, 2002

well ive been wanting to post alot lately but i just cant bear to take the spotlight off of my previous post. so read below!!! its good, and just wait til i give in and spit out some more.

Wednesday, July 03, 2002

so the army made a video game to be released on 4 July. my thoughts follow:
i am really in all seriousness starting to get SCARED of this sick propaganda machine looming on the horizon. ive been reading about how the military has been influencing movies lately, and now this fucking game where you 'defend liberty'? youve got to be fucking kidding me. we sit here and gawk at the arabs cause they burn stick figure effigies of americans, while we happily click away and mutilate 3d rendered effigies of foreigners. ive seen shit like this before and i believe it was called GOEBEL'S NAZI FUCKING GERMANY. but its ok because god told george it was right. everything will be ok, he is the chosen one remember.
what would jesus do? well judging by his relatives reactions id say hed get some suicide bombers and some other powerful means of expression to try and rid the world of sin...oh wait, sin? that would be america itself and, oh yes, we are proud of it.
watch the tv sometime. all it is is pathetic, awful, human trash, so absolutely wretched that we feel even better about ourselves because we can feel superior to something that we consider REAL; hey isnt that why its called 'reality' tv? failure and disgust is fucking entertainment to us. take a big mouthful of springer and before you vomit wash it down and make yourself feel better because you sympathise with the cookie cutter idiots on American god-damned Idol who were really 'treated unfairly'. yea fucking right.
well george, i might just smoke a joint because i hate america so much and supporting terrorism is funny when yer stoned. but please, continue raising the next generation to 'fear the hun', hate foreigners, and admire stuporous complacency. because covering your eyes with excess is a pretty good way to look the other way and ignore problems youd rather not deal with.
and remember, drugs are bad. you can go to jail for something you calmly do in your living room but if you drive a car drunk and kill a bunch of people, you might very well walk because "the signs were confusing". confusing to a drunk? no way...(true story).